About

Biography

I want to find funny in places I'm not even looking, where even after I've done it I still don't know where it came from. But I also want to make funny things using rigid rules and structures.

I want to pursue these follies as long as it entertains (me).

Vital Statistics

Height: Average
Weight: Average
Hair: Average (for now)
Eyes: Quite Nice

Gallery

WA with a tennis racket lodged in their bloody face, THIS IS SPORT

WA in a white dress with the moon looming behind them, it's okay, it's just the moon, it's not going to fall

WA in the middle of grand larceny but still sarky

WA has a wobbly table in a lovely mustard top, skirt and tights

Technical Skills

Solo and team script writing
Video production and management
Camera Operation
Costuming & Makeup
Adobe Premiere Pro
DaVinci Resolve Studio
Graphic Design
Web Design & Development

Other Skills

Improvisation
Motorsports
Football
Rugby
Beatbox
High Heels
Sing Baritone
Dance Funny
Dish Washing
Opening and Closing Twist caps in one smooth motion

Accents

Multicultural London English
Very well Recieved Pronounciation
Arabic
Cockney Geezer
Full spectrum of Posh
That unplaceable American accent Hugh Laurie has
English speaking: Spanish, Italian, Greek, Finnish, French
Austrian businessman with a bit of jetlag doing a talk on management approaches in the UK
Someone who is holding back a retch
Most types of unholy sounds and corrupted voices