ChristZone

Christianity is cool, anyone who says otherwise are the real squares. Check out these cool prayers, they'll make you think again about eating Owls for breakfast.

May Lord Jesus, the Jesus Christ cool your thighs with his merciful mint breath.

May the lord and our saviour Jesus the Holy Lord Christ take your pain away with refrigerated forgiveness.

May the eternal lamb of God Jesus the Christ Lord God forgive your sins with the cold press of a soda can against the jugular of your spirit.

May the true messiah of our souls the Christ Jesus Christ Lord bring an icy tide of filtered freshwater to lap against your back.

May you find cool shady peace underneath the outstretched crucified arms of the four limbed bread of life the Jesus Lord Holy spirit Christ Man.

May the Jew King lord Christ Jesus god cool the beverage of your love of god with His frosted fingers.

May the spinning spokes of the holy trinity of the father, the son and the holy spirit Jesus lord Christ man fan your armpits free of sin.

If you don't find any of this interesting, what can I say but Ecclesiastes 1:9...

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

History merely repeats itself. It has all been done before. Nothing under the sun is truly new. What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun.

That which has been is that which will be, And that which has been done is that which will be done. So there is nothing new under the sun.

The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done; there is nothing new under the sun.

Whatever has happened, will happen again; whatever has been done, will be done again. There is nothing new on earth.

What exists now is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done; there is nothing truly new on earth.

That which has been is that which shall be; and that which has been done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

Whatever has happened before will happen again. Whatever has been done before will be done again. There is nothing new under the sun.

That which hath been is that which shall be, And that which hath been done is that which shall be done; And there is nothing new under the sun.

That which has been is that which will be,And that which has been done is that which will be done.So, there is nothing new under the sun.

The thing that has been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done; and there is no new thing under the sun.

The thing that has been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

The thing that has been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

That which hath been is that which shall be; and that which hath been done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

What is it that hath been? the same thing that shall be. What is it that hath been done? the same that shall be done.

That which hath been is that which shall be; and that which hath been done is that which will be done: and there is nothing new under the sun.

That which hath been is that which shall be; and that which hath been done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

That which has been is that which shall be; and that which has been done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

What is that which hath been? it is that which is, and what is that which hath been done? it is that which is done, and there is not an entirely new thing under the sun.

Amen.